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Jurassic Park (1993) RiffTrax & Quiptracks triple audio 720p.10bit.BluRay.x265.HEVC-budgetbits
RiffTrax commentary audio track will play with the movie by default. Change the track in your video software if you want to hear the QuipTracks track or the normal movie track.
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107290/
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GENERAL INFO
Genre
Parody, Comedy, Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
RiffTrax release date
February 4, 2008
RiffTrax Summary
Every quarter century or so a project comes along that so perfectly unites artist and medium that one can only stand in wonder and proclaim, "Wow, Sandra, when was the last time something this magical came along - quarter century or so, wasn't it?"
So it was with Michelangelo and marble; Paderewsky and piano; And so it is with this RiffTrax, uniting THE legendary dinosaur movie of our time and THE weirdest "Weird Al" Yankovic of our time into one harmonic convergence of RiffTastic Jurassic WeirdAlistic bliss!
RiffTrax would like to say, timidly and with all humility, YOU MUST GET THIS RIFFTRAX! IT'S WEIRD AL, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! YOU CAN FIND COPIES OF JURASSIC PARK ON BUS SEATS! Mike and Weird Al join forces on the most colossally funny RiffTrax yet!
*As with all RiffTrax, this was tailored to be age appropriate to the movie itself. That is, we feel confident saying that if you're old enough to enjoy Jurassic Park, you're old enough to enjoy this RiffTrax.
QuipTracks Summary
A QuipTrack 65 million years in the making, or at least it seemed that way to us. It really only took us five. It's Jurassic Park: the Fifth Anniversary, Final, Ultimate, Third-Time's-the-Charm, Absolutely-the-Very-Last-One Edition!
Don'cha just hate technology? When it's not burning your toast or pocket-dialing your ex, it's re-animating dinosaurs at the whims of an eccentric old entrepreneur. I can't wait for somebody to invent the time machine so I can go back and punch the inventor of technology in the gonads. Anyway, it's because of the afore-mentioned entrepreneur that noted bone-brusher-offer Allan Grant finds himself on Isla Nublar participating in a test run of Jurassic Park: a magical place filled with living breathing dinosaurs that children of all ages will never forget--even after years of therapy. Along for the trip is his acquaintance and girlfriend Ellie Sattler, who apparently never says no to a couple of bottles of wine; the startlingly bizarre Ian Malcolm, who wouldn't even take a lungful of oxygen without first checking with Mother Nature; a little boy who loathes Grant's book almost as much as everybody loathes him; a wannabe computer hacker; and a lawyer whose life is cut almost as short as his leg wear.
Well, the most ridiculous and crappy plans of carnivores and men often go awry, and when somebody neglects to hold onto their butt, Grant and Co. are put in jeopardy, not only from gargantuan lizards but also from the movie's crew itself! Continuity and location shift relentlessly as our heroes struggle to survive from one inconsistent shot to the next! Will they foil Spielberg and survive to collect their paychecks? It doesn't really matter what happens because with our QuipTrack you'll be ROFLing through the whole movie like a parasalolophus!
Featuring: Tristan, Tracy, Cody, and a special mystery guest!
Included subtitles
English (soft)
Encoding info
Encoded by budgetbits from BluRay remux (Jurassic.Park.1993.Blu-Ray.1080p.DTS-HDMA.7.1.VC1.REMUX-FraMeSToR.mkv) with HandBrake 1.3.1, slower preset, x265, 720p, 10 bit, crf 27, aq-mode 1, sao/strong-intra-smoothing/rect disabled.
RiffTrax sync by bsg4you. QuipTracks sync by someone unknown.
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COVER
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SCREENSHOTS
(Click to enlarge)
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MEDIAINFO
General
Filename = Jurassic Park (1993) RiffTrax & Quiptracks triple audio 720p.10bit.BluRay.x265.HEVC-budgetbits.mkv
Duration = 2 h 13 min
Size = 1.24 GiB
Overall bit rate = 1 331 kb/s
Video #0
Format = HEVC x265 - 3.2.1+1-b5c86a64bbbe:[Linux][GCC 9.2.1][64 bit] 10bit
Resolution = 1280x694
Aspect ratio = 1.85:1 (1.846)
Bit rate = 1 152 kb/s
Frame rate = 23.976 (24000/1001) FPS
Audio #0
Title = RiffTrax
Format = Opus
Channels = 2 channels
Bit rate = 85.9 kb/s
Sampling rate = 48.0 kHz
Language = English
Audio #1
Title = QuipTracks
Format = Opus
Channels = 2 channels
Bit rate = 80.6 kb/s
Sampling rate = 48.0 kHz
Language = English
Audio #2
Title = Unriffed feature
Format = Opus
Channels = 2 channels
Bit rate = 73.1 kb/s
Sampling rate = 48.0 kHz
Language = English
Subtitles = UTF-8 English
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