You're on vacation with your dear 'ole mom, but there's only one room and one bed... Oh well! It's only for one night. Let's settle in and get some sleep. Hey, what is that I'm feeling? OMG, do you have an ERECTION!? We need to get rid of that! Why don't you just nestle it in between my ass cheeks... or maybe stick it in just a little but DON'T move it!