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The Twilight Saga Complete (2008-2012) RiffTrax multi audio 720p.10bit.BluRay.x265.HEVC-budgetbits
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This torrent includes the entire series:
Twilight 1 (2008) RiffTrax triple audio 720p.10bit.BluRay.x265.HEVC-budgetbits.mkv
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Twilight 2: New Moon (2009) RiffTrax & Ice On Mars quadruple audio 720p.10bit.BluRay.x265.HEVC-budgetbits.mkv
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Twilight 3: Eclipse (2010) RiffTrax quadruple audio 720p.10bit.BluRay.x265.HEVC-budgetbits.mkv
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Twilight 4: Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011) RiffTrax triple audio 720p.10bit.BluRay.x265.HEVC-budgetbits.mkv
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Twilight 5: Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2012) RiffTrax triple audio 720p.10bit.BluRay.x265.HEVC-budgetbits.mkv
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GENERAL INFO: series
Genre
Parody, Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Romance [So claims IMDB, but...really??]
GENERAL INFO: Twilight
RiffTrax release date
April 20, 2009
Plot
RiffTrax was caught up in the Twilight frenzy, and not surprisingly, given that we are staffed almost exclusively by 13-year-old girls. So when we heard rumors of the feature film—the whispers of John Goodman being cast as Edward were especially worrying—we sent so many texts beginning "OMG!!!1!!!!11!!" we nearly shut down our SMS service.
At the movie's premiere we were there among the throngs, shrieking with girlish glee when Robert Pattinson got out of his limo (it turns out we had mistakenly gone to the premiere of The Changeling and were actually shrieking for John Malkovich, but the point still stands.) And when it was finally released on DVD we ruined our first three copies by hugging them too much.
But we've overcome these obstacles to give you the best RiffTrax for a sparkly-emo-vampire film that we know how to make, and we say with as much humility as we can muster, that's a pretty darn good sparkly-emo-vampire RiffTrax! Turn off that Ashley Tisdale download, tell the clerk at Hot Topic you'll buy that hoodie later, and cozy up with Mike, Kevin and Bill for the mopiest RiffTrax ever!
GENERAL INFO: Twilight 2: New Moon
RiffTrax release date
March 19, 2010
Plot
Twi-Hard. A once proud word that has been shockingly cheapened by over-use. It used to mean something. These days, any given twelve year old girl with Team Edward wallpaper on her iPhone can be the star of a "Vampire Fever" cover story photo in USA Today. It's not right. Just because some soccer mom blows two months of grocery funds on an elaborate face tattoo replicating the iconic "Cullen baseball" scene, that DOES NOT make her a real Twi-Hard, okay? It's something you earn. It's something you live.
Forgive our emotion on this issue, but it's just that Mike, Kevin, and Bill are probably the biggest Twilight fans on the planet. Just survey Kristen Stewart's file of restraining order requests, and see which names pop up the most (Stephenie Meyer's file is alarmingly similar). So it should surprise no one that these three sparkly warriors trekked to the theater dozens upon dozens of times to feast upon the sweet succulent cinematic nectar that is New Moon. After the fourteenth viewing, the girl at the ticket counter was unable to make eye contact with them, muttering something about "grown men" under her breath. The pimply popcorn vendor filled his friends' inboxes with texts like "OMG third time today," while the theater janitor constantly fought the urge to beat them with his mop. In a word: epic.
But the shame they endured, along with the suffering of their long-neglected wives and children, is your gain. Thanks to these endless, obsessive, life-destroying viewings, Mike, Kevin, and Bill are able to present this RiffTrax of New Moon on the eve of its DVD release. Let's just hope that, now that the ride is over, they can put their lives back together once and for all (they're not making any more of these movies, right?).
GENERAL INFO: Twilight 3: Eclipse
RiffTrax release date
December 3, 2010
Plot
Every now and then a sequel comes along that is arguably superior to the original film. The Godfather II. The Empire Strikes Back. 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain. But the makers of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse cleverly avoided such comparisons by just making the exact same movie a third time. You want a slack-jawed girl who can’t choose between some squinty, mopey fellows? We got it! You want a red-headed vampire lady running around causing some sort of unspecified trouble? We got it! You want a consistent mythology, or a story that builds tension and develops in any way over the course of three films? We got...uh...hey look, werewolf nipples!
All our favorites are back: Moustache Dad, Harpo, the Volvo. And really, why should anything change? If you like Big Macs, and you order a Big Mac, you want the Big Mac to taste just like every other Big Mac you’ve ever had. And if you keep eating Big Macs all the time you’ll wind up alone, unloved, with a colon that would make even Louie Anderson’s doctor say “Dear God, you’ve let yourself go.” Just like the Twilight franchise!
So settle in, get a warm plate of muffins, and join Mike, Kevin and Bill for The Twilight Saga: Eclipse!
GENERAL INFO: Twilight 4: Breaking Dawn Part 1
RiffTrax release date
February 23, 2012
Plot
When word leaked that the final Twilight movie would be split into two parts, most people assumed that this was done by the studio as a cynical cash grab. Not so. The last chapter in the Twilight saga is so vast, so detailed, that it demanded the lush, panoramic two movie treatment.
Okay, maybe they could have trimmed some of that twenty minute wedding because it was very straightforward and didn’t impact the story in any way and essentially could have been a wedding from a Reese Witherspoon movie. And we probably didn’t need every single one of the scenes where Jacob visits the Cullen’s house and shouts at someone. And dear god, they are showing them playing chess on their honeymoon AGAIN!
Fortunately, the remaining twelve minutes of the movie that advances the “plot” in some fashion makes up for the slow pace of the rest of the movie by being disgusting and incoherent. The birth of Bella and Edward’s horrible mutant spawn is repellent, nasty and vile, and yes, we are just referring to the decision to name it Renesmee.*
Also, this time the wolves go to a logging plant and communicate via telepathy.
Mike, Kevin and Bill love to hang out at the logging plant too, or at least they did until that lame foreman called their parents and ruined all their fun.
*DO NOT NAME YOUR CHILD THIS OR ALLOW ANYONE YOU KNOW TO NAME THEIR CHILD THIS
GENERAL INFO: Twilight 5: Breaking Dawn Part 2
RiffTrax release date
March 13, 2013
Plot
“You see, son, sometimes, when a shirtless teenage werewolf and a newborn love each other, very, very much...” Baby girlfriends! International squads of vampires with a host of mutant superpowers that should be blood in the water to Marvel’s legal department! A final, epic showdown between the forces of vampire “evil” and vampire “meh, whatever”! All that sounds amazing, right! It’s what we’ve been building to for four movies, right??? Like, something’s finally gonna happen! RIGHT??????
Ah ha ha haaaa, remarkable. Believing this series would pay off in any way... to paraphrase Twilight: New Moon songstress Lykke Li, “There’s no posssibilityyyyyy.” This movie is mostly about an extended vampire family gathering to show support for Bella, its newest, most insipid and simpering member. Because that’s why people love vampires -- to see them form coalitions of understanding, and talk out their differences.
But there’s hope, in the form of effete ancient men in red - that’s right, more Volturi than ever before! And the great Michael Sheen offering a cackle of delight so extraordinary that the petition to make it part of his eventual Oscar death reel should begin NOW.
Join Mike, Kevin, and Bill as they hide in the mustache of Mustache Dad for one last journey into the land of vampire sensitivity, Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2!
Encoding info
Encoded by budgetbits from BluRay remuxes, using HandBrake 1.3.x, slower preset, x265, 720p, 10 bit, aq-mode 1, sao/strong-intra-smoothing/rect disabled.
Soft English subtitles included, not default.
Riff originally synced by bsg4you.
Sources and encoding notes:
Twilight.2008.1080p.Blu-ray.Remux.AVC.DTS-HD.MA.5.1.mkv — HandBrake 1.3.0, CRF 26. Commentary track from Twilight.2008.1080p.BluRay.x264-nikt0.mkv. Riff audio synced to a video source with a different framerate, so required deleting 1.06 seconds at the start, then using "Change speed" effect in Audacity.
The.Twilight.Saga.New.Moon.2009.1080p.Blu-ray.Remux.AVC.DTS-HDMA.7.1.mkv — No notes kept on encode settings. Commentary track from The.Twilight.Saga.New.Moon.2009.BluRay.1080p.DTS-HD.MA.5.1.AVC.REMUX-FraMeSToR.mkv
The.Twilight.Saga.Eclipse.2010.BluRay.1080p.DTS-HD.MA.5.1.AVC.REMUX-FraMeSToR.mkv — HandBrake 1.3.1, CRF 23.
The.Twilight.Saga.Breaking.Dawn.Part.1.2011.Special.Edition.Blu-ray.1080p.AVC.DTS-HD.MA.7.1.REMUX-FraMeSToR.mkv — HandBrake 1.3.1, CRF 22.
The.Twilight.Saga.Breaking.Dawn.Part.2.2012.1080p.BluRay.REMUX.AVC.DTS-HD.MA.7.1-EPSiLON.mkv — HandBrake 1.3.1, CRF 22.
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